Achievements

99 achievements. Numbers 55 to 99 arrived with 1.0 on 12 November 2026 and had no Steam unlock rate yet when this list was compiled. The percentage beside the first 54 is Steam's global share of owners who unlocked it, read on 2026-11-12. None is missable: each one can be earned in a later run. Notes on the hardest ones.

His Winningness
Win one game. Beginner guide
94.5%
True Royalty
Beat the game on King difficulty. Difficulty levels
26.2%
Cheapskate
Save 999+ gold in a single run. Gold and merchants
51.2%
King of the Hill
Get your base to level 9.
41.8%
Tower Defense
Win a run without using troops.
21.8%
Like Sardines
Get 99 units in a plot.
72.7%
Sir Spends-a-Lot
Buy 9 cards in a single run. Gold and merchants
59.6%
So You Think You Can Speedrun
Beat the game in under 9 minutes. Achievement notes
10.6%
Beefed Up
Have one plot deal 999999+ damage.
63.7%
Crossboar
Have a Ballista mount a Boar. Mounts
23.1%
Alibaba
Get 40 Thieves in a single plot.
50.2%
Die Hard
Survive until year 99. Run calendar
25.2%
Ratticus the First
Get a Lab Rat to level 99. Lab Rat chains
16.8%
Decked up
Have 9 cards in your hand.
64.6%
King of Recycling
Throw 9 cards into the pit in a single run. The pit
65.6%
Esoteric
Have one troop with 9 enchantments.
69.6%
Wonderwall
Have 9 Wallmakers in your kingdom. Achievement notes
7.7%
Just One More
Re-roll 9 times in a single screen. Re-rolls
28.9%
Kings Without Borders
Unlock every plot in a run. Plot expansion years
44.4%
Edgelord
Put your base in the front FRONT line. Achievement notes
20.8%
One Dollar Short
Get to a Merchant encounter with 29 gold. Merchant years
16.8%
Meatgrinder
Have a Mangler destroy a troop plot entirely.
32.2%
Piece of Cake
Win the final battle in less than 5 seconds. Achievement notes
53.7%
Suicide Squad
Have 99 Bombers in a single plot. Achievement notes
14.7%
King of Nothing Left to Do
Max level all plots in a run. Achievement notes
22.5%
Toxic Relationship
Declare war and peace with the same king in a run. War and peace
74.6%
Crownmaxxing
Get a king to level 9. King levels
33.3%
Flush... Kinda
Have 5 cards of the same king in your hand.
65.2%
Double Double Double Dragon
Have 9 Dragon's Dens in your kingdom. Dragon Den
5.4%
Mass Migration
Use Migration 9 times in a run. King of Nomads
10.2%
Mountception
Have a Boar ride a Raptor. Mounts
13.8%
Timerelapse
Travel back in time 3 times in a run. King of Time
16.5%
Nobel Prize
Be at peace with all enemy kings simutaneously. War and peace
7.8%
The Enemy Of My Enemy Is My Enemy
Be at war against all kings simultaneously. War and peace
5%
King of Kings
Beat king difficulty with all kings. Difficulty levels
3.3%
Your Grindness
Get all the 9 kings to level 9. King levels
3.3%
Agnostic
Have one unit with 9 different Enchantments.
22.1%
Wall Street
Have Vaults on all your unlocked plots except for your base. Achievement notes
2.5%
Suburban King
Place 9 copies of the exact same card on 9 different plots. Achievement notes
31.7%
For Scraps
Earthwork a Broken Cabulator. Achievement notes
14.1%
Meh, Whatever
Throw all your cards into the pit in year 33. The pit
32.8%
Babel
Have one card of each king on your kingdom. Achievement notes
6.4%
Boared to Death
Have a Boar with over 99999 HP. Achievement notes
8%
Self-Sufficient
Win a run on King difficulty with no perks. Difficulty levels
17.7%
Spoiled
Pay 999+ gold for one re-roll. Re-roll cost
3.9%
The Spire Slays
Have 9 Spires in your kingdom Achievement notes
2.5%
Stardew Kingdom
Have 4 farms around one troop. Achievement notes
9.3%
Global Warmer
Destroy 9 Forests in a single run. *Protect your local forest in real life. Achievement notes
5.9%
Cold, Cold Heart
Have a unit with 9 stacks of Frost.
19.4%
Flash Mob
Have 999 mob troops on a single plot. Mob
4.8%
Adventurer
Complete a quest on Quest Mode. Quest mode
26.2%
Bounty Hunter
Complete 9 quests on Quest Mode. Quest mode
10.3%
Voyager
Discover all 9 regions on Quest Mode. Quest mode
3.5%
Time Bender
Travel to a negative year. King of Time
4%
Collector
Have the maximum number of cards in your hand.
New
Now What
Get to a stalemate. Achievement notes
New
The Conqueror
Beat all 81 quests in Quest Mode in any difficulty. Quest mode
New
United We Lag
Have an army of 9999+ units. Achievement notes
New
By a Whisker
Win a battle when the enemy has already entered your plots. Achievement notes
New
Master of Nine
Win a run with each of the 9 Kings. Unlock every king
New
It's a Trap
Have 99 traps on the field.
New
Smurf
Play on Peasant difficulty with a king on level 9+. Difficulty levels
New
This Game Sucks
Lose three lives in a row. Achievement notes
New
Ragequitter
Forfeit one battle. Achievement notes
New
The Fellowship
Have a Wizard, an Elf, a Dwarf, and a Soldier in your kingdom.
New
Chaotic Good
Beat the Jack of Chaos. Jack of Chaos
New
You're So Crazy
Use 9 Chaos cards. Chaos cards
New
Balance My A**
Use Balance on a Paladin.
New
Gambling Problem
Activate 9 Gachas in a single run. Gacha
New
Smells Like Meta
Use a Tome on a Golem. Golem
New
Sacrilege
Have a Shrine fail because all your plots are maxed out.
New
Big Guy
Gigantify a single troop 3 times in a run. Gigantify
New
Bad Move
Echoform the troop with the lowest damage in your kingdom.
New
The Great Unifier
Unify 999+ troops. Unify
New
Goat Farmer
Have 99 Goats in a plot.
New
Death Cheater
Get an Obelisk to 9999+ damage. Obelisk
New
It's Super Effective
Get a single X-Ray to level up 5 plots. X-Ray
New
Infestation
Get 9+ Slime plots in your kingdom. Slime
New
Barren Land
Raze 3 plots in your kingdom. Razing
New
Roadrunner
Get a troop to 9.0 movement speed.
New
Welcome to my Crib
Get a base plot +3 levels above its cap. Achievement notes
New
Shrekmate
Win a battle with an army that only has Ogres. Ogre
New
All-in
Randomfy your base card. Randomfy
New
Everyone's a Critic
Get a plot to 100% crit chance.
New
Cross-eyed
Miss 99 shots with your base attack. Achievement notes
New
Taylorism
Have a building apply its effect 9 times in a single turn. Achievement notes
New
Great Leap
Level up plots 9 times in a single turn. Level-up chains
New
Brrrrrrrt
Have a tower with maxed attack speed. Achievement notes
New
Overkill
Have a unit deal 99999+ damage in a single hit. Achievement notes
New
The Devs Rigged My RNG
Fail a library effect 3 times in a row. Achievement notes
New
Desperate Measures
Play 9 tomes in a single turn.
New
Plan A, B, and C
Get an enemy unit poisoned, frozen, and stunned at the same time.
New
Rake It In
Get 999 gold in a single turn. Gold
New
Cursed
Completely miss a blessing. Blessings
New
Full-service
Have a Blacksmith, a Library, a Beacon, and a Forest buffing the same troop plot. Achievement notes
New
The Last of Us
Have Mycelium's Sporeling kill a boss.
New
Don't You Know That You're Toxic
Get 999 stacks of poison on a single enemy.
New
Chain Chain Chain Reaction
Have a Concabulator trigger another Concabulator and then a third Concabulator. Concabulator chains
New
One-trick Pony
Play rewind two times in the same turn. Rewind
New