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Valet submachine gun

Valet

Foldable SMG inspired by Japanese minimalist housing. Falsely claims to fit in your pocket. Beware consumers.

Class
Submachine Gun
Ammo
9mm
Damage
72
RPM
600
Magazine
24
Spread
2.5
Recoil
2
Durability
3000
Fire mode
Automatic
Weight
12
Inventory size
2x2
Sell value
2400 SULF
Sold by
Qiosk

With each Chamber Chisel

Base stats after reboring the Valet to another ammo type. How chisels work.

AmmoDamageProjectilesSpreadRecoil
9mm (stock)7212.52
5.56mm9612.54
7.62mm12012.56
50 BMG24012.517
12Ga248717

Computed oil loadout

Highest sheet DPS from five oils at rank 5, keeping aiming and stock spread: Artillery Oil, Careless Splitter Oil, Great Oil, Solid Oil, Stationary Oil, 10,886 DPS. All guns and assumptions; best Chamber Chisel: .50 BMG; open in the build calculator.

Attachment slots

  • Muzzle Attachments
  • Sights
  • Laser Sights
  • Priming Bolt
  • Chamber Chisels

Every laser sight colour fits; they all give +50% accuracy while moving, and the Gold one adds +20% crit chance.

Attachments that fit

Telia's Replicator

Sacrificing a rank 5 Valet to Telia unlocks buying fresh copies at twice its base price, and the achievement Pity for the Valet, owned by 1.8% of Steam players. Weapon ranks and the Replicator.

Other 9mm guns

These share an ammo pool with this gun.

Other submachine guns

Guides that mention Valet

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