Valet
Foldable SMG inspired by Japanese minimalist housing. Falsely claims to fit in your pocket. Beware consumers.
- Class
- Submachine Gun
- Ammo
- 9mm
- Damage
- 72
- RPM
- 600
- Magazine
- 24
- Spread
- 2.5
- Recoil
- 2
- Durability
- 3000
- Fire mode
- Automatic
- Weight
- 12
- Inventory size
- 2x2
- Sell value
- 2400 SULF
- Sold by
- Qiosk
With each Chamber Chisel
Base stats after reboring the Valet to another ammo type. How chisels work.
| Ammo | Damage | Projectiles | Spread | Recoil |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9mm (stock) | 72 | 1 | 2.5 | 2 |
| 5.56mm | 96 | 1 | 2.5 | 4 |
| 7.62mm | 120 | 1 | 2.5 | 6 |
| 50 BMG | 240 | 1 | 2.5 | 17 |
| 12Ga | 24 | 8 | 7 | 17 |
Computed oil loadout
Highest sheet DPS from five oils at rank 5, keeping aiming and stock spread: Artillery Oil, Careless Splitter Oil, Great Oil, Solid Oil, Stationary Oil, 10,886 DPS. All guns and assumptions; best Chamber Chisel: .50 BMG; open in the build calculator.
Attachment slots
- Muzzle Attachments
- Sights
- Laser Sights
- Priming Bolt
- Chamber Chisels
Every laser sight colour fits; they all give +50% accuracy while moving, and the Gold one adds +20% crit chance.
Attachments that fit
A12C Muzzle BrakeRecoil: -35%
Aftermarket Haukland SilencerSilenced shots; Crit chance: +25%; RPM: -15%
Assault ScopeCrit chance when aiming: +20%
Barrel Extension 2"Spread: -10%; Bullet speed: +10%; Move speed: -5%
Barrel Extension 4"Spread: -25%; Bullet speed: +25%; Move speed: -10%
Barrel Extension 6"Spread: -50%; Bullet speed: +40%; Move speed: -20%
Breznik BMDSpread: -15%; Recoil: -20%
Breznik BMD (Tactical)Spread: -15%; Recoil: -20%
Compact SightCrit chance when aiming: +20%
Haukland Flash HiderSpread: -0.2; Recoil: -20%
Haukland SilencerSilenced shots; Recoil: -10%; Crit chance: +20%; RPM: -10%
Holographic SightCrit chance when aiming: +10%
Hunting ScopeCrit chance when aiming: +25%
Improvised Barrel ExtensionSpread: +1; Max durability: +15%
M87 "Albatross" SilencerSilenced shots; Spread: +0.25; Damage: +15%; Crit chance: +15%; Max durability: -10%
Priming BoltFire mode: Semiautomatic; Damage: +10%; Spread: -0.1
Recon ScopeCrit chance when aiming: +10%
Reflex SightCrit chance when aiming: +15%
SR-P3 SilencerSilenced shots; Recoil: -20%; Crit chance: +10%; RPM: -10%
Shrouded Barrel ExtensionSpread: -0.2; Max durability: +20%
Sniper ScopeCrit chance when aiming: +30%
Telia's Replicator
Sacrificing a rank 5 Valet to Telia unlocks buying fresh copies at twice its base price, and the achievement Pity for the Valet, owned by 1.8% of Steam players. Weapon ranks and the Replicator.
Other 9mm guns
These share an ammo pool with this gun.
Beck 8Pistol, 9mm, 66 damage, 800 RPM
Bronco 89Pistol, 9mm, 90 damage, 80 RPM
CavalierPistol, 9mm, 60 damage, 400 RPM
Drifter 9Submachine Gun, 9mm, 60 damage, 350 RPM
FlickerPistol, 9mm, 60 damage, 200 RPM
Klein BauerPistol, 9mm, 60 damage, 2400 RPM
Knop .22Rifle, 9mm, 120 damage, 480 RPM
M3 TermiteSubmachine Gun, 9mm, 66 damage, 800 RPM
P38 DirkPistol, 9mm, 60 damage, 450 RPM
Ploika CompactSubmachine Gun, 9mm, 60 damage, 1500 RPM
Ripox MowlockSubmachine Gun, 9mm, 66 damage, 470 RPM
Snut .38Revolver, 9mm, 96 damage, 80 RPM
Socom 9Pistol, 9mm, 60 damage, 600 RPM
Socom ACRAssault Rifle, 9mm, 72 damage, 900 RPM
SongbirdSubmachine Gun, 9mm, 60 damage, 950 RPM
Star & WitnessPistol, 9mm, 60 damage, 600 RPM
VredeSubmachine Gun, 9mm, 60 damage, 800 RPM
Other submachine guns
Guides that mention Valet
Source
- SULFUR Wiki entry for Valet (CC BY-SA 4.0), revised 2026-09-08. Values checked against the 1.0.0–1.0.6 patch notes.
