NPCs and vendors: who sells what and where to find them

Six people live at the Church and offer permanent services; the rest are vendors you meet at random in stages. Every resident except Arthur and Telia also gives Stamp quests. Field vendors each have a “Meet” achievement, and you need their stock for scrolls, ingredients and Crypt Keys.

Church residents

Arthur

First floor of the Church. Sells Church upgrades for Stamps, and resets the rising fees of the Baptismal Font, Chrismatory and Replicator for 5 Stamps. Available after the Goblin Cousin dies.

Ralphie

Standing outside the Church on the right, smoking; she also turns up in stages. Repairs guns and wearables for SULF (cost depends on missing durability and item value), and her Workbench removes attachments for a fee. Her shop always has Metal Scrap, Solution, a Repair Kit, every ammo type and Pineapple Grenades, plus seven random attachments, Chamber Chisels, Proximity Mines or Insurance. Quests: repair supplies and food.

Scholar

Kevin, upstairs in the Church. Sells basic ammo, generic oils, three Unlabeled Oils and a rotating set of others; every oil in the oil list comes from his pool. His Mixing Magics grid combines two Stage 1 scrolls. Quests: alchemy reagents such as herbs, kidney stones, sawdust and Swing-Ding.

Stiffleg

The “local antiquarian” in the Church’s first room. Sells guns, wearables and items from the areas, including Insurance.

Gravedigger

Digs you out of your grave after every death and recharges the Amulet for 1,000 SULF. Quests: cheap food.

Telia

In the blast crater at the back left of the Church. Her Replicator takes a rank 5 gun permanently and lets you buy fresh copies; see weapon ranks.

Vendors in the areas

Vendor	Where	Sells	Achievement
Fex Shuen	Most areas	Stage 1 scrolls, ammo, repair items; refills the Amulet for 1,000 SULF	Meet Fex Shuen
Haukland Salesman	Stages	Haukland guns (Gravekeeper, Corpsemaker, Ferryman), explosives, ammo	None
Grossberg	From the Town on	Ingredients and food; a further shop opens through his dialogue	Meet Grossberg
Skrip	Mostly the Caves, sometimes the Forest	Odds and ends; buys Cheese	None
Rat Queen	Sewers	A mixed stock	Meet the Rat Queen
Rex, the Blond Magus	Castle	Scrolls, including combined ones	Encounter Blond Magus
Jaques De Fector	Hidden in the Forest	Forest mushrooms and food	Eagle Eye
Qiosk	Shav’wani Fortress	Food stall; a gun shop once she trusts you	Meet Qiosk
Bill	Desert	Desert goods; the likeliest Crypt Key seller	None
DH ’Ell Guy	Stages; at the Church with the Delivery Demon upgrade	Deliveries; the Church one refreshes every Congregation shop	None

Charisma lowers prices at vendors away from the Church: 0.5% per point, up to 50% off. The Crown gives +50 Charisma, the Dinner Jacket +30, and alcohol gives a temporary boost. Church shops take payment from your stored SULF before your carried money.

The Holoreality Projector (50 Stamps) projects one vendor you have already met into the Church, which saves hunting for Fex Shuen or Grossberg when a quest or a scroll purchase is waiting.