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Patch 1.0.0.12

Update 1.0.0.12Reviewed

All 21 achievements and how to unlock each

Probably Stolen has 21 achievements, none hidden. Nine need a winning run (owning the deed) or a specific start; the rest unlock during any run, and three of them (reports, Aug kills and perfect appraisals) count across all your runs. The rarest on 12 November were Clean Hands (3.4% of players) and From Nothing, the Hard Way (3.5%). Percentages are Steam’s global share of owners, not difficulty ratings.

Run summary for an Aquafarmer buyout on Price Gouge: 154 days survived, 3,554 credits estimated wealth, 14,600 buyout and 34,165 total sales.
Official screenshot of a winning run summary. A buyout like this unlocks Keys to the Kingdom.

Winning runs

Achievement Condition Players How
Keys to the Kingdom Own the deed to the store 32.5% Buy the store outright or pay off a mortgage.
Prodigious Own the deed before day 50 7.6% 12,000 credits on Cozy or Normal before the price starts rising.
Clean Hands Win without selling a stolen or contraband item 3.4% One stolen or contraband sale rules out that run. Water, wine, crops and legal printed goods are safe lines.
From Nothing Win starting from Rock Bottom 4.4% 0 credits at start.
From Nothing, the Hard Way Win from Rock Bottom on hard mode 3.5% Thin Margins or Red Ink; also unlocks From Nothing.
Authorized Own the business permit 53.3% Offered from day 38; 500 on Cozy, 1,500 on Normal.

Prodigious, Keys to the Kingdom and Authorized can share one Cozy run. Clean Hands is easiest as a separate run, because a single stolen or contraband sale at any point disqualifies it.

During any run

Achievement Condition Players How
First Steps Complete the tutorial 62.9% Follows the Mentor’s last visit in the first two weeks.
We Have Rats! Start the game with the hidden scenario 9.5% Start a Rat Wrangler run; unlocks when the run begins.
Lower Levels Special Change the label of any item with the labeler 86.9% Relabel anything once.
Comfortably Afloat Start a day with over 10,000 credits estimated total wealth 59.5% Wealth counts credits plus the value of what you own.
Swimming in Credits Start a day with over 100,000 estimated total wealth 15.0% Usually after the buyout, with Wild’s Endorsements raising customer budgets.
Industrious Own 10 machines at the start of a day 48.3% Every machine counts.
Diplomatic Reach maximum reputation with any faction 28.8% +200 with one faction. See factions.
Jackpot Win the jackpot on a scratcher ticket 21.6% Three Nutrifruits on one ticket (350 credits). Luck helps.
Say My Name Produce a Lab Pure grade narcotic 11.6% 99%+ purity; three or four modules in the Chem Finisher. See chemistry.
Green Thumb Produce a Huge Nutrifruit 5.9% Harvest at 96%+ plant health. See hydroponics.
Shiny Start a day with 1,000 store attractiveness 6.1% Store Renovations I–III (+150 each) and a Mirage Projector help.
Cranked to Eleven Reach +250 Quality on any machine 10.1% Neural Cores and Refinement Modules. See modules.

Counted across runs

Achievement Condition Players How
Snitches Get Riches Report 10 criminals 13.1% Hold the Security button on Wanted List faces. See wanted list.
Aug Hunter Shoot 10 augmented 26.3% Aug Menace brings Augs from day 1. See Augs.
An Eye for Value Get 10 perfect appraisals 55.7% Estimates within 5%. See appraisal.

Suggested order

  1. First run (Apprentice, Cozy or Normal): First Steps, Lower Levels Special, Authorized, An Eye for Value, Comfortably Afloat, Industrious, Keys to the Kingdom, and Prodigious if you reach 12,000 by day 50.
  2. Chemist run: Say My Name, Cranked to Eleven (on the Furnace or Evaporator), Green Thumb with a Retired Farmer.
  3. Rat Wrangler run: We Have Rats! at the start, then Aug Hunter with the Aug Menace perk and Snitches Get Riches.
  4. Rock Bottom on Thin Margins: From Nothing and From Nothing, the Hard Way together.
  5. A legal-only run for Clean Hands; keep going after the buyout for Swimming in Credits and Diplomatic.

Sources

  1. Steam Community: Probably Stolen achievementsOfficial names and conditions.
  2. Steam Web API: global achievement percentagesShare of players with each achievement, read on 12 November 2026.
  3. Probably Stolen Wiki: AchievementsCross-run counting and unlock notes.
  4. allthings.how: We Have Rats! achievementIdentifies the hidden scenario as Rat Wrangler.

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