A Mysterious Text

Given by Jeff.

Briefing: “I got a text from someone claiming to be from far away, trying to get back to his home planet. He's short 30k to refuel his spaceship, and says he'll give us some high-tech gadgets if we help him out. Let's pool some cash — what if it's legit? Wait, why doesn't he take us with him? Guess his ship's just too small.”